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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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