- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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