- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

A guy was beet by his wife.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

FUS RO DAH!!!

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

So I was walking down the road today

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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