A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Where's my tractor?

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Womens rights.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

epic win?

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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