We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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