- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Guess what? AIDS!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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