An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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David Cameron

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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