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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Tommy got neutered.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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