- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Cancer.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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