What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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