silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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