Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

VaginaBoob ^.^

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A midget walked under a bar.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

get in the car.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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