- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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