- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Barack Obama

whats funnier than 24? 25

Will nearis is here! Get it

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

I'm winning at Scrabble.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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