Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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