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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

I shot a bitch.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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