Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Of course, first door on your left

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Religion.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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fava beans

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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