What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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