One day a man walked into a wall

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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