- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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