- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Mormons having fun.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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