- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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