Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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autsim

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Facebook How i met my mother

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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honest politician

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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How High is a Chinese man

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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