- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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