- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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