- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

a man walked into a bar....

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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