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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

a. why? b. because

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