- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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