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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

shut up kobe!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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