Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Lil Wayne

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

think twice or at least think

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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