Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Women's Rights.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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