Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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A shark ate your mom

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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