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Everybody love food when they are hungry

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

When you have read this, you've already read it.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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