In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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