- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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