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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

A shark ate your mom

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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