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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Sarah Palin

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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