- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

were you expecting a joke

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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