Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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go F*** yourself

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Robin, get in the car!

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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