You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Penis.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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