Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Beka has AIDS

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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