a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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womens rights

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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