A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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