whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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girls basketball

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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The WPGA tour

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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