If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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