- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

What did david give back? Nothing.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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