- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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