Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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snowglobe

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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