- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

You know what's natural? Bears.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

stuarts mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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