What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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A train poops its pants.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Knock knock

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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