- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

I just drank a cola.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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