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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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