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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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