- Anti Joke

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

This joke is funny

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Your mam is so fat.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Today is March 22.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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