Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

thumb_up thumb_down -16

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

thumb_up thumb_down -16

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -16

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops