roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Anti Joke

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