- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

yes i can connor, this is brett.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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