say cheese

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

good one jess !!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

You have friends

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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