- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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