- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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