What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Pandas Everywhere!!!

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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