What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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