How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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cats are pussies

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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taking out the trash... at night

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