What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

hi

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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