- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

women sports....

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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