- Anti Joke

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

Grace Ackerson

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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