Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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