whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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