why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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