- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

women sports....

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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