- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Choir.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

why are balck people black because they are

If you were a cactus, why?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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