A seal walks into a club.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

3021 North Broadway Avenue

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Basically

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

scientology.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Ms Leong Sux

Anti Joke

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