Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Woman rights.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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